Lord and saviour Tachanka destroyed daddy chungusβs asshole and a baby tachungus was born destined I save all of mother russia
Soviet1: oh no the Asians have taken over Russia
Soviet2: donβt fear for tachungus will clear them out with one slap of his 37β dick
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The supreme leader, The Chosen One, The King, The Dominator all the nicknames for the Lord Tachungus
Lord Tachungus: ...
Everyone: You own us
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