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The best thing that Tuesday's have to offer after 3PM.
3 tacos for $0.99 at Del Taco!
Andrew: What are you doing after school?
Vincent: Going to Del Taco.
Andrew: How come? What's going on there?
Vincent: Dude, are you kidding me? It's Taco Tuesday today! Gonna grab me 15 tacos for $5!
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Usually performed on Tuesday's, all you can eat pussy!
Female: Would you like to come over for "Taco Tuesday" tonight???
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Cunalingus followed up by sex on a Tuesday.
The wife and I both didn't have work on Tuesday so we had Taco Tuesday for funch.
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A weekly celebration in which American students studying abroad in Madrid take advantage of Taco Bells 1 taco and 1 beer for 1 € deal. Your average Taco Tuesday involves skipping afternoon classes to go to Taco Bell and get hammered in broad daylight. The day is frequently cited as that reason why Europeans assume Americans are fucking stupid.
Kevin: Hey Dan, are you going to dynamics class?
Dan: What? Fuck that, it's Taco Tuesday, I'm gonna go black out at Taco Bell!!!
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Arguably the best day of the week. Every Tuesday, after school or work or what ever it is you do, you and a bunch of bros/hos go to taco bell, Tijuana flats, or any other shitty local taco restaurant that might be in your city. Taco eating contests are encouraged. any amount of tacos can be consumed, from 1 to (current record) 23. Taco Tuesdays have recently been improved with the recent addition of Tosh.O
-are you going to Taco Tuesday today?
-of course... its Tuesday, I'm not going to not eat tacos...
-cool beans.
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When you put meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese in a girl’s pussy and eat her out on a Tuesday
Guy: You down for some Taco Tuesday tonight?
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
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When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her
John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special
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