TagPro

An Online Capture-the-Flag Web Game with a cult-like following that Worships the god Luckyspammer.
The typical tagpro player is said to be a 25 year old Male Law Student who likes to kiss their cousins and touch each others balls whilst trying not to be flaccid but ultimately succumbing to the inevitable.

Friend: Do you still play that stupid bubble-tag game?
Tagproist: Yeah, but they aren't bubbles they're balls.

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tagpro

An online game in which two teams of four balls each play capture the flag; the first team with three captures wins. The community is well known for its nonstop complaints, leading to its members taking on the affectionate nickname "bitch boys".

I would play tagpro tonight, but these bitch boys suck so much shit at chasing that I'm basically relegated to nonstop flaggotry.

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