Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"