Tanguish

gerund: Tanguishing

1. The state of being in obvious pain while moving, ideally with jerky, dance-like movements, to distract yourself from it.

2. A painful byproduct of having a dance partner with two or more left feet, preferably for the Tango.

Ella stubbed her toe and proceeded to swear and hold her foot, tanguishing in agony.

"omg, did you hear about Maeghan's date that wasn't really a date?"
"yeah, I heard they did homework together and danced the Tango for study breaks!"
"haha, I feel sorry for her - she came home limping in tanguish!"