Tangulation

The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.

Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.

Tangul

It's a girl name. The rarest name in the world. Literally means "morning flower" from kyrgyz language. This girl is very responsible, smart, cute, funny, and weird in her own way! She loves books and Netflix shows. And she knows that God is a woman.

Dude: Hey, what was that cute girl's name?
2nddude: Are you talking about Tangul from Spanish class?