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The time when your dick sticks to your balls!
Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!
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another word for lollpop
we bought a bag of tape dicks and sucked them all night
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A dick so large it demands a measurement.
"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''
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Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."
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Tape in which is used on the dick.
My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.
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What all hockey players do
#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously
Taped dick
When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.
Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.