Tapis

God (sort of) of theoretically infinite omniscience & omnipotence, but these will vary according to the proximity of the Down Under bar on the Welly Road (Northampton) and in practise there may be an administrative charge. The Tapis is in the basement of the aforementioned bar, and Those In The Know feed him on finest quality lawn clippings deposited in a Qualcast lawnmower thingy that holds the grass. He often watches the telly. He sits on a carved ebony throne & there's a nice oriental carpet in said basement. You can put excess sausages & the like from barbies back on the grill and sort of offer up a burnt offering. The Tapis will let you know telepathically if he was too knackered to achieve the boon that you requested.

The Tapis enjoyed Emmerdale.

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Tapi

Funny some of the time, gets in beef a lot but doesn’t want it , wants to make people laugh and is loyal to friends , easily trusted to keep secrets and is there when you’re down

Tapi is my m8 and can be funny at times but can be so annoying but isn’t everyone

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Tapi

Someone who makes baseless claims and argues for no reason, and always loses the argument. You notice towards the end of the arguments they start to act dumb on purpose and make jokes, so that they can say "Oh I was just joking it was ironic".

"Hitlerism isn't nazism"
"Dude we literally disproved this over 239 times"
"Haha hitler was an azerbaijani"
"You fucking little tapi"
"?ban @tapi 38497857534y retard"

tapi-tapi

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

Alejandro just asked if F.C. and I tapi-tapi.

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Tapi Boong

Tapi Boong Is a sentence of ridicule when lying to people in wkwkwk land (Indonesia)

Written by Watashihadare??#0406

A : Bro Lu mau Sepong Tytyd gw gak??
B: Nggak males
A : Lah tumben biasanya minta
B : E Tapi boong hyaaa, Hayuk gas sini keluarin
A : Babi lu

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lapy tapy

The sound sweaty balls and wet vagina make on contact.

"I was pounding this bitch so hard last night that the lapy tapy woke her parents up."

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