Tap in merchant

A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who can’t dribble , can’t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.

A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think he’s better than Mbappe

B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.

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Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

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Tap in merchant

A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals

“Wow Conal is such a tap in merchant”
“It’s that hyperlink isn’t it”

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tap in merchant

(verb) - when ronaldo scores goals in 2021 for manchester united

Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.

Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!

Noah: OOOpahhh!

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tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant