When your style of sex is so raunchy that you need to put a tarpauline sheet down before you even get started.
We should have had tarp sex last night, but now we have to clean the whole house.
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A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...
Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!
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