A breast tattoo. Portmanteau of tattoo and boob.
"Hey, check out that chick's butterfly tattoob!"
"Where?"
"Where do you think? I said 'tattoob'!"
"I know, Dude. I mean where exactly?"
"The left one, near the cleavage."
33π 2π
She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.
40π 8π
When a tattoo artist is so intoxicated, youβre forced to act as an Uber driver to pick up the artist for the appointment.
Has anyone seen Kevin today? Jason is driving tattoober to get him for his appointment.