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Very lazy doesn’t like to work hard half alien gay cowboy
Taun is turbo gay
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When you drink so much that you projectile puke all over a dorm room and a bunch of people in it. Symptoms after tauning consist of a queezy stomach, severe embarrassment, and making an apology breakfast.
awww... man last night I got so drunk that I tauned all over like six chicks.
Yeah I don't feel like drinking so much that I taun tonight.
Aww... man did you hear about that guy who tauned last night at that party. Those poor girls!
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Remember "The Empires Strikes Back", in the begining of the movie on the snowy planet, they rode around on taun-tuans (see attached image).
When Luke was rescued from the snow monster by Han Solo, Han took his lightsabre and sliced open the taun, reacted to the horrible stench and stuck luke inside said taun to keep him warm and alive that night. I think his line was somewhere along the lines of, "It smells horrible kid, but it'll keep you alive."
Well, a fat girl is the same thing. Stab it with your light sabre and it will keep you warm for the night. It stinks and you will feel dirty after being in it, and like luke you may end up suspended in a water filled tube. But it may save your life.
I got so drunk last night, that I woke up with a Taun in my bed!
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This bar sucks its full of nothing but Tauns.
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Sleeping with a larger woman in Ohio and having to use your "lightsaber" to "cut" them open and keep warm.
Hey Man. I was freezing last night.
It was? I was "Taun-Tauning" a chick to keep warm.
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Sucking the fun out of something you love
Oh God. Belinda just totally Taun Tauned honey for me, apparently it'd just bee sick
Whaddup girl I know we just met but I wanna do it Taun Taun style
When you're all up in someone's guts
Whaddup girl I know we just met but I wanna do it Taun Taun style