Taunch

Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".

Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."

Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."

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taunched

Excessively intoxicated on alcohol.

My wife was haumping on me because I was taunched.

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Tingy taunch

When you want just a smidge of the good stuff then you get it and it’s taunch (amazing)

This stuff is tingy taunch

Raunch-a-taunch

Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"

Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."

Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"

Tim:"But I liked it kinda"

Ron; "You are a homosexual"

Tim: "You're cute"

Ron "Let's kiss"

Tim: "I love you"

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