Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.

Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”