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a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.
hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox
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Flat-chested 11 and 12 year olds that worship non-flat-chested rappers wives, wear make-up thicker than their IQs, and post self-taken pictures of 8 different angles of their face on MySpace.
"zOmg, liek, i ttly went ^ anofer traina bra syz dis yr!!!!!!1!" Said the Teenyboppers in unison.
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n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.
Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?
Teenybopper: 9.
Me: *dies*
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A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out.
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-underdeveloped genetalia
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-fangirl t-shirts
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress
REMEDY:
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.
Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.
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A teenybopper is a girl from the age 11-16 yrs. old. She says something like OMG I hate her she fucking muc stole my my boifriend.. Yeah who cares I means that a sad thing but they act like they are going to die. They only care about Twilight and think that a celebrity will one day marry them(so sad). They also think that they are grown up and only care about makeup and hot boys. If they are watching a sad movie all they care about it their mascara running. What the HELL!!!
Watch out for those evil teenyboppers they might kill your ears with the voice of Justin Bieber!!
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teenagers (usually girls) who are obsessed
on musicians who rather sells their records based on their imagery rather than the actuality and or essence of the song(s); usually pop artists who doesn't write their own materials and needs a choreographer to put on a show.
Britney Spears, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, O'Town, 5ive, Jessica Simpson
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The brand of tweens that even a n00b will call a n00b. These girls suffer Brainus Minimus, which causes them to compulsively wear shiny, sparkly stuff with the words "princess", "goddess", or "angel" on it. Also are known to only be into whatever is "cool" according to MTV. Similar to, or synonymous with the rabid screaming fangirl.
The cure to Brainus Minimus does not exist as of yet, but it is possible to ward it off by wearing clothes that do not contain an ounce of glitter, listening to music you actually like(instead of what you think is cool), and spelling words correctly. Avoid saying OMG in any circumstances.
Teenyboppers:
GirlyGirl#1- OMGZ. LYKE, he is LYKE SO HOT!
GirlyGirl#2- *gasps* I want to have enough of his babies to populate a small island!
GirlyGirly#1- *gasps* Here he comes! AHHHHHH OMG OMG. *hyperventilates*
GirlyGirl#2- Does this ugly shiny pink skirt make my butt look big?
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