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The way Randy Marsh pronounces integrity, after becoming a marijuana farmer in Colorado, in the South Park episode, Tegridy Farms.
Randy: “So just gonna sell out to them guys with pussy sticks?”
Neighbor: “Yeah neighbor, they paid us great! We’re gonna move to a new place on the ocean.”
Randy: “Well I sure hope you didn’t pack your tegridy, cause ya ain’t bringin’ that with ya.”
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When your weed dealer gives you an ounce that has an extra two grams in it and it already was priced at a discount.
Pothead from shitty dealer: man this guy gave me 26gs in my lid. why all weed dealers gotta be like car dealers???
Pothead from deal with TEGRIDY: man, your dealer ain't got no Tegridy. My guy gives me an extra 2gs ontop of 28gs along with it being discount prices!
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Something said by the wonderful glorious Randy Marsh and something China doesn’t have
CHINA NEEDS TO HAVE SOME FUCKING TEGRIDY
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1. The name of the farm that Randy Marsh grows weed on.
2. A word used to describe weed to people who should be high, but aren't.
person 1: "I've never smoked before"
person 2: "You need some God damn Tegridy"
Or
Randy Marsh: "You want to witness some real actual history? Back in the day George and a few of the founding fathers did have hemp farms cause they knew the meaning of hard work and in-Tegridy. But then our country did lose its way, and began a war on drugs that was and still is just a war on people. And then a bunch of young corporate Banker types come along, telling us we're all in the new normal as they try to turn God's green miracle into an easy buck for themselves. They even hire a bunch of Hollywood directors to make them all look hip and cool, but you know what? Fuck those guys. They ain't got no in-Tegridy, the truth is this country's always been people with in-Tegridy, all fighting for the one thing they can agree on. That's why Tegridy is donating 100% of its profits to right the wrongs of the drug war until weed is legal nation-wide. You see, that's Tegridy. Those other guys? No Tegridy. Do you want some fucking Tegridy? Don't you wish everyone had some God damn Tegridy? Well soon, everyone can-Tegridy weeeed.
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Originally a joke from South Park used by Randy Marsh as a county way to say integrity but is open to different interpretations.
I personally think tegridy is the feelings of integrity you get from smoking marijuana
Integrity: in·teg·ri·ty
/inˈteɡrədē/
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noun
1.
the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness.
"he is known to be a man of integrity"
Person 1: Aw man this blunts making me feel like I wanna be a better person
Person 2: You have tegridy
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When you get high and start getting humble, thinking from other perspectives and, want to truly better yourself and the world etc.
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