telegrabbing

The action, mainly adressed by horny teenagers or poorly evolved creatures, of someone getting close enough to the tv or computer screen which, by the time, is showing a picture of a hot male/female, with the pathetic intent of simulating to grab that person's hot body parts, like boobs in females or packages on dudes.

Dude! Sit the hell down and stop telegrabbing the Hoff's awesome hairy chest!