televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.

I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.

television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

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television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

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television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

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television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

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television

the only truth you know.

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television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

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