testicled

to testicle one in the face

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face

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these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

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Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

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testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

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testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

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testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay