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The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.
Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me
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A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
The only American metric unit.
The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
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