text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.

"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47

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