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Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text
I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards
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Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.
A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.
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one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
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A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!
When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.