Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

Lash Text

synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.

1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"

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