textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

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Textinality

It's ur personality via text.

I never do get her textinality.

Bike Textin'

Or 'Ryan Lee'

Text Messaging someone while riding a bicycle. This act is dangerous but makes you look a bit B.A.

"hey have you ever tried bike textin'?"
"dude you gotta try Bike Textin' i heard its the newest craze!"
"Hey Paige, oh nm im jux Bike Textin'" texted ryan.

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Ancient Textin

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

"dang dude why do you take so long to text" the friend replies"man you know I'm using Ancient Textin I cant afford they keyboard cell phone"

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D. Textin'

Stands for drunk texting, but also has a double meaning, that the sender is trying to get his "D" wet.

Dude, the party was such a sausage fest, I was D. Textin' all night.

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Textin Romeo

A man who "sweet talks" or seduce a woman through text messaging.

Esmond is such a textin romeo.

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Who ya textin?

Rhetorical greeting, similar to "What's happening?" or "How do you do?"

The second "t" in "textin" is often dropped, (along with the passe "g"), so that it may be smoothly pronounced as "texin".

It's especially widespread in hip towns (ex. Madison, WI and Austin, TX), because it can almost be construed as a little funny in a mutually deprecating way.

Also popular with the youth, because texting excites them.

Grown Man #1: Oh geez, Lindsey, I didn't see you there behind the door. Who ya textin?

Grown Woman: Shut up, Paul, I am hiding. Back away and act normal.

Grown Man #2: Paul! Who ya textin, big guy! Say, have you seen a grown woman around here? I need to test her for something.

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