textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.

"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."

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Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

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Textlationship

Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.

A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.