that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

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Knife

Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.

Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.

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with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

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knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

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knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

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knife

A Small Sharp blade that is used for cutting things. Can change the tide of battle.

Big Muscular dude:Im gonna beat you up!
Guy with Knife:Im gonna stab you.
Big Muscular Dude:Hey man, no hard feelings, I was just kidding.

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Knife

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!