n/s

This is short-hand in electronic text dialogue to indicate that the preceding statement was "not sarcastic", as this is often difficult to infer in such situations.

Wow, that's incredible and extremely fascinating (n/s).

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ṕ€n¡s

A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).

Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.

On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!

P 'n S

An unreal pants and shoes combination.

Check out this guy's P 'n S!

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S n' S

An abbreviation for "shit and shower." The act of defecating prior to a shower, usually in preparation for something one would like to be relaxed for.

"Hey you wanna chill out tonight and watch a movie?"

"Yeah sure. I'm just gonna S n' S and we'll pick one out."

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T-n-S

An oral sex act in which a female sucks the tip of her partners penis and twists the shaft with her hands. Also known as the twist and suck.

Sally gave me the best T-n-S last night.

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b e a n s

The thing you and the boiz are gonna get at 3am

Me and the boiz at 3am getting b e a n s

N. A. S.

Non Athletic Sport. Any game or sport that requires to be skillfull, but does not demand to anyone an athletic condition to be played or performed, and allow you to have a huge belly and makes you work out just a little bit some few muscles, such as baseball, golf, bullseye, etc.

-Hey, you want to see the Yankees?
-Sorry, I actually don't like N. A. S.

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