The 3 S’s

Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.

When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.

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3 s's

Shower, Shit and Shave.

I have to do the 3 s's before i go out.

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the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

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3 s's

a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Shave.

for extended version see "4 s's"

Wife: Are you ready to go out for a meal.

Man: No, I just need to do the 3 s's

Wife: Well I won't eat it this time

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The 3 S's

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

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3's

3's are slang term for the pill tylenol 3 w/ codeine, it's a prescription painkiller. It's a white circle tablet that has a big 3 pressed on one side.

3's will take your pain away.

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The 3 S's

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock

"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock

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