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The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise
Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep
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Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
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Aaron loves his Choccy milkies
The waitress gave Aaron whipped cream on his choccy milky. This made Aaron smile
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A man with the biggest penis your vagina has ever engulfed. An Aaron is the greatest of the great. Probably has a dog, or better yet, two dogs (no cats for this guy.) Even his shits are all mighty! It takes a great woman to tame an Aaron, and when she has, he is hers for all of eternity. Aaron is loyal, trust worthy and has a jaw of steel. Everyone wants to be his friend, but unless you are genuine, step aside.
"Is it a bird? A plane?", "No man, thats Aaron."
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Gaelic for "first in line everywhere when called by name."
Class please line up at the door for recess alphabetically by first name. Oh hi Aaron, it's you again!
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One of the most amazing people in the world. People named Aaron have an independent streak which makes them challenge the world. They are quiet and like their alone-time; however, they open up more and play around when their friends are around. People named Aaron are truly special. They can light up someone's world and the two of them can dance a dance of immense freedom. People named Aaron have curious minds that jump from idea to idea. (Each idea being spontaneous, crazy, and absurd.) They are usually shy to people they don't know, but shine when they are around people they are comfortable with. They are beautiful people, inside and out, who will go far in life with their determination and amazing sense of humour. People named Aaron are funny and can keep others entertained easily. They are easy to fall for and easy to make friends with. All in all, they are one of the most amazing people you will meet.
Aaron captivates you.
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The sexiest mother shucker out there with all the bitches on his dick.
"Damn is that Aaron? I heard he gets all the ladies no matter where he goes".
"Just finished my date with Aaron. That guy sure is sexy".
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