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The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO.
The AirPod unit
AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities.
The AirPod business
AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.
The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.
An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.
Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?
*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*
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Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.
Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.
Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.
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"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"
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AirPods are a symbol of dominance.
AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke.
Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.
Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS
AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!
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. What broke people don’t have
“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users
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not for peasents
Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck.
John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH
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