the banjo

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.

Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.

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Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

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banjoed

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

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Banjo

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

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banjoing

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

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Banjo

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"

I love me some good banjo playin'.

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banjo

The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.

Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!

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