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Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.
Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?
Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.
Friend 2: No fucking way...
Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
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One of, pertaining to, or manifesting exceptional unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.
The word "Botkin" and corresponding root "Botkin-" are used to express these sentiments:
Botkinism - a phrase or action which shows unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.
Botkinesque, Botkinistic, (less used) Botkinlike - of or pertaining to a botkinism or a botkinistic act.
The word "Botkin" is believed to have originated from a previous term, "Batkhan," but has since been converted to a more phonetic spelling; it has distinctly Proto-Indo-European roots, though it has been difficult to pinpoint the exact branch of the language group from whence it stems.
Daniel was being really slow today in Math class; what a Botkin!
-Today I crashed into a parked car.
-That was very Botkinesque of you.
Today Daniel said a true Botkinism: he claims that Oslo is the capital of Italy.
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to never have a dull moment, lives life in phases, rarely showers or takes care of teeth. eats milk for dinner most of the time however, hamburger is a favorite too, almost nightly.
"well i smell a botkins"
"yea me to omg thats gross"
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a shithole village full of fake blondes hillbillies and wapak rejects. most of the kids drink for fun and think it’s quirky to vape in the bathroom at school. everyone is in everyone’s business but their own and every high school girl has a crush on memphis meyer. you’ll probably never find a loyal girl here
yo have you ever been to botkins ohio?
yeah some girl sucked me off at a party
same bro
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The best human in the world that will never be beaten in anything
Trent Marshall botkin is better than u timmothy
A rather socially awkward CEO of a small arms development and gear company. He is also supposedly married.
That Lucas Botkin would have gotten his face pushed in by that Flannel Boy.