The Brown Market

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.

Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.

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The Brown Market

Anything you would get black market such as copyrighted material or illegal narcotics except from a Latino, hence BROWN market.

Steve: Where did you get that polo shirt at bro?

Bro: I got it real cheap from the Brown Market

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Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market