The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)

the commandments make life barable

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on command

Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to

I can sit on command

The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.

'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'

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commandeer

to seize arbitrarily

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Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

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Commander

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

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in command

be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions

In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,

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