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A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
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A term describing some particular as a communist, instead of generally "a communist".
Ole: Do you know a Communist?
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.
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The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.
"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"
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To deficate in ones own hand and slap someone else firmly with it.
I was giving my girlfriend a rim job and she farted in my mouth so i gave her the communist.
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Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
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A type of humans who will treat their neighbour as a parents but treat their parents as a beggar
We don't need communist anymore
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A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
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