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After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"
Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
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"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!
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the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.
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While in engaged in the act of fellatio, the male will, prior to coitus, yell "Let's kick it up another notch." When the female looks up in a confused manner, the male will then ejaculate onto her face and scream,"BAM!"
Man talking to co-worker...
Yeah, so last night, me and my lady working going at it, and I did it. I did the "Emeril." Long story short... the only thing I am going to "Emeril" from now on is my dog.
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When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."
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the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
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descriptive of the act of having doggy styled sex, spitting on the females backside and claiming you've ejaculated, and when she turns around to ejaculated in her face saying "BAM!"
He emerilled taking her completely by surprise, and not only by surprise, but totally, unarmed.
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