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The FSM

Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen

The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.

by ScienceDude23 November 2, 2020


FSM

Stands for Flying Spaghetti Mosnter. The Flying Spaghetti and Meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by Pastafarianists. Initially Pastafarianism was created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools, one man invented a parody religion, Pastafarianism. Pastafarianists believe the FSM created the world. The FSM and concept of Pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. Unlike what some people may believe, the FSM was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.

Pastafarianists believe in the FSM.

by Mikazuki August 22, 2010

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FSM

The god of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is not a conspiracy to create a holocaust of religious people, unlike what some definitions would like you to think.

His noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith... Well, besides Buddhism, Islam, Obamaism, and even Christianity, and FSM. Oh, I said that already.

by Hughdo November 16, 2010

108๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


FSM

Flying Spaghetti Monster

What would FSM do?
WWFSMD?

by Carmen September 26, 2005

721๐Ÿ‘ 492๐Ÿ‘Ž


FSM

The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under the religion of Pastafarian, you worship this almighty deity.


Once i found the FSM, i was saved. His almighty sauciness engulfed me, and i was at peace with the world.

by THIS_IS_MARTA February 12, 2009

151๐Ÿ‘ 162๐Ÿ‘Ž


FSM

Female Seeking Male(ex:for dating)

Used in personal ads. I am a Female Seeking a Male. I am a FSM.

by jean1963 February 22, 2007

165๐Ÿ‘ 180๐Ÿ‘Ž


FSM

Full Sesh Max. Used to express imence joy and satisfaction.

PT: we don't have class!
Rahul: FSM!

by Seshboy69 September 25, 2018

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