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1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.
2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
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People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
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a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.
their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.
I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf
do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf
friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???
friend1:yeah, why you ask?
friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use
their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.
friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
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the incompitent carrier
fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show
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A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.
Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.
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A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.
Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.
Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
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<verb>
FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.
If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.
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