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The Gerard

The act of sucking your own dick

Person 1/- Dude can you believe that Mike did the gerard the other day?
Person 2- wow what a fag

by lebanon high November 19, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gerard

Deriving from international origins, but most currently represented as a modern, strong, Catalan male. When one meets a Gerard, if not stunned by his curious eyes and subtle, seductive stare that see's through your soul the moment you meet, you'll find him very friendly, open, but ironically mysterious at the same time. He'll learn you quickly, but you'll have to study him slowly... A person so dynamic needs time to open up, like a flower that blooms when it gets the right elements and attention showered upon it. He'll drive you mad with desire, only to keep you guessing if all that passion you felt was an illusion. Everything with him feels intensely intriguing, because his mind is profoundly ironic. He'll challenge you, charm you, test you, teach you, and take you moments that bend your mind, heart, body and soul. Deep like the ocean, cool as the air, humble like the earth, and passionate like fire. Gerard is the dangerous man our mothers warned us about, because once you meet a Gerard, your life has changed forever.

She met a Gerard, now there's no going back to regular men.

by SweetSmileSoftLips June 16, 2017

195πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Gerarded

Obliterated; intoxicated; hammered

I am here to get gerarded.

by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018


Gerard

The funniest person ever he is super nice. But also can get mean he is someone who loves the person he is in a relationship with. He also is weird sometimes but still lovable and sweet.

OMG he is such a Gerard .

by I’myourfather❀️ October 8, 2019

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gerard

THE BEST FRIGGIN SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET! He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks its from the heart. Not to mention his good looks. =

Gerard is the singer of MCR.

by IronMaidenIsLove August 14, 2008

1356πŸ‘ 401πŸ‘Ž


Gerard

a kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo. Hes good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. Hes smart and will end up at a good college. Gerard is french for "huge dick." A gerard usually gets a ton of girls.

Dude, look its Gerard - that kid is so hot and funny.

by Jezus Christ January 14, 2009

1240πŸ‘ 390πŸ‘Ž


Gerard

normally has big feet and a huge cock.

Did you hear ? What ? Gerard has a twelve incher .
yeah I know.

by johno980 May 3, 2011

230πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž