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An apocalyptic event in which gingers without souls will take over the world and mutate the human genome, effectively turning all the people in the word into gingers.
Scientist: "You all have three days to prepare."
Guy: "Prepare for what?"
Scientist: "...the Gingering."
d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.
Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.
Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.
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Gingers are people who are commonly mistaken as having no soul, but in fact have souls, they are just stolen. Gingers are soul sucking redheads who are slowly sucking the universe's life force, slowly. If you ever see a ginger with blue eyes, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Yeah. I got my soul sucked by a crazy ginger I met in a bar, again.
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1) One who has coloured hair ranging in shades from Red to Strawberry blonde.Usually pale with freckles,less susceptible to electrical pain,more susceptible to sunlight. Although these r not a wholly 'ginger' traits & may not apply.
Loved, mocked & feared by those of different hair colours. Prejudice towards redheads is formally known as Gingerism& fear of them is Gingerphobia.
Usually associated with such insults as carrot top, ginger nut, Duracell and gingivitis - entirely unrelated, its gum disease.
Famous people e.g queen Elizabeth, Boadicea, celebrities -Nicole Kidman, Gerri Halliwell, Catherine Tate, Mich Hucknall- associated with this hair colour - on the increase this year as it has been hallmarked as the 'new blonde'.
Between 1& 2% of people in the UK have red hair
Red hair has more pheomelanin than other hair colours, but less of the dark pigment eumelanin thus causing the colouring
Redhead day is the name of a Dutch festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands.
It is said that Gingers have a higher sex drive, are better in bed, are generally more mischievous and known as 'kinky'
2) A type of spice used for cooking and also consumed whole as a delicacy or medicine
3) Earliest known ancient Egyptian mummified body dating back to pre 3000 bc
4) Various bands artists and groups
1) That person has ginger hair
Its a ginger...
Don't make them angry, they're ginger...
They must be good in bed... have you heard the rumours about fiery red head's?
2) Shall we add some flavour?
How, about some ginger...?
Would you like a gingerbread man?
3)Its a mummy :O
4) Wikipedia!!
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The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
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