The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

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Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

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