To be emasculated during a handshake
Getting owned by a bigger stronger man during a handshake...
Jim Schwartz got harbaughed...
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Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.
We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.
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adj.- inexplicably awesome/superior to others... god-like
verb- to completely dominate in a superior/god-like fashion
Term coined in the san francisco bay area after the superiorly dominant coaching performance of one Jim Harbaugh...
Adj...
Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?
Ted: Yeah, that shit was harbaugh.
Verb...
Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?
Ted: Yeah, that fool was harbaugh'd...
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n. - any cheap, ill-fitting pants, usually pleated, like those infamously worn by San Francisco 49er head coach Jim Harbaugh.
"Bro, why you wearin those Harbaughs - didja lose a bet?"
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1) To boldly lie in the face of facts
2) To believe that the entire world is diabolical and against you
Joe tried to Harbaugh his way out of work but his boss wasn't buying it.
Max smoked so much weed he started Harbaughing
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A man that has yet to beat Ohio State. Harbaugh is so fixated on beating Ohio State that he wears Woody Hayes' styled glasses even though he doesn't have any eyes issues.
Harbaugh gets paid $8 million a year to get run over by Michigan's rivals.
To be defeated by the narrowest of margins
John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"
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