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the jew claw

a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?

borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"

by ali g's girl April 12, 2006

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Jew claw

A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.

Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away

by Ishmail May 9, 2006

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jew claw

A crippled hand, always pointing down, sometimes with retarded freaky-looking unmovable fingers, attached to an arm thats always bent at the elbow, caused by abnormal growth of ligaments, tendons and muscles. Usually jews have this novelty item, and they can use it for purposes such as picking money off of trees and attacking people.

"That fucking jew just tried to claw at me!"
"His jew claw makes me horny."
"She slowly inserted her warm, slippery claw into my anus, and I blew my load all over her."

by Kc0ckz0r May 14, 2006

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Jew Claw

The term used to describle the hand or 'Claw' of someone jewish, originaly from Borat! The term later developed on DoE and has been comonly accosiated with James!

Sam 'pass us some sweets'
James 'Ahh jew Claw
Sam 'The claws taken them all'

by Gabe93 June 15, 2008

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Jew Claw

A "dew claw", often pronounced "jew claw" is the fifth claw on a dogs paw which is much higher up the leg and was traditionally removed. Many mammals have such a vestigial digit.

Dew claws became well known after a play on words in a Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) comedy skit.

"oh my god, your puppy has had it's Jew Claws removed, isn't that illegal in 2009?"

by sonicoliver June 27, 2009

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