The MVP

When your receiving a BJ, right before you are about to blow, she grabs your dick like a trophy with either one or both hands,!waves it back and forth like she's won the Super Bowl and as you nut on her face you do your best Kevin Durant impression and say 'You da real MVP'

Boy 1: 'Did you and Kate do anything last night
Boy 2 'We didn't have sex but she let do The MVP on her'
Boy 1: 'Nice.'

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mvp

Most Valuable Player

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MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.

Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you

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MVP

Someone that actually plays the fucking objective in a game...

That dude is our MVP!!!

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MVP

Molnar Viktor Pal:
Which sounds better than Molnar Pal Viktor.
A professor who never knows where he is, and the whole class doesnt get it what he wants from them. He is a big meme. Everyone thinks that ohh this subject will be very helpful, but no. Nope. Please doesnt even try to hope it. You will want to kill yourself in the class.
NEVER.
TRY.
THIS.
CLASS.
ON.
MONDAY.
8AM.

BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER.
Pain in the ass

A: I will have class with MVP, I rather want to die!!!
B: Ugh, do you need coffee?
A: Yes please, and after the class we have to the bar, and drink a LOT of alcohol!

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MVP

A awesome person that you this is outstanding and did something worth being around.

Man you are the real MVP, thanks for being here for me.

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MVP

A minimum viable product (MVP) is a version of a product with just enough features to satisfy early customers and provide feedback for future product development.

The verification tests for the MVP were carried out at three different test sites located in Japan, Germany and Canada.