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The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
Dude: *inhales* Aw its the mayonnaise
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An instrument used by Patrick star
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
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"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
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When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
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Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
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Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise
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