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Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.
My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.
Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record
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He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
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Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
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super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
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Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
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"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
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To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.
M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
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