The Mill Pond

The act of a woman lying on the bed with her legs spread while a man jumps into her vagina

Big Mike got the Mill Pond last night

The Mill Pond

The Mill Pond was once a mote surrounding Pembroke Castle, Pembroke. If the Mill Pond had eyes it would most definitely have some stories to tell. Mostly of the residents of Pembroke and their inability to keep their sexual encounters behind closed doors. Monktoners are also known for being caught dogging in the Mill Pond alleyways and public toilets after a raging night in Pembroke's very own nightclub 'paddles'. The Mill Pond is also the main habitat in Pembroke for Swans, Ducks and Seagulls. If a Swan is seen on the Mill Bridge, it is advised to swiftly pick it up and chuck it back into the dirty, brown, milky waters where it could potentially drown from being caught on an underwater somefield trolly placed there by the artistic people of Pembroke and Monkton.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.

Dude, wanna go to the mill pond after paddles and eat our Mr Wongs chinese?

Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.

Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?

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mill pond

MPG's represent 860 to the fullest, shouts ta all yall u kno who u are

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Mill Pond Village

A housing project in east windsor in which people from hartford or people on welfare reside. most are black and run around claiming to be thugs of some sort when most likely they dont know the definition. during the summer youll see people in the dump swimming pool or flooding the basketball courts. basically, its a dump. and should be demolished completely

"hey you wanna play ball?"
"sure where at?"
"mill pond village"
"HELL NO, so this little 12 year old can claim hes a blood and go home to suck mommy's tit?"

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Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

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old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.