Milwaukie

not a misspelling of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, although this Milwaukie (in Oregon), /was/ named after the Wisconsin one, back before the current spelling of the Wisconsin city was officialized.
Milwaukie is the home of bing cherries, Dark Horse comics (published Sin City, among others), and some other stuff.
It was a very rural area around a small downtown 40 years ago, but now it's morphed into this weird semi-urban area that's impinging on the borders of Portland, OR.
It is also the "Dogwood Capital of the West".

A: I'm from Milwaukie.
B: Oh! With the beer?
A: Well... yeah... but not the one you're thinking of, we just have some microbreweries

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Milwaukie girl

Originating in Milwaukie, Oregon in the early 1980's, this sexual position involves a drunk girl in the doggy or semi - doggy position, looking behind her with a smile at the equally drunk guy trying to line up for entry.

"Dude, she did the Milwaukie girl last night." This line is usually followed by two Milwaukie boys high fiveing or more recently fist bumping.

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Milwaukie Two-Step

After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.

Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!

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