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A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
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A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
The Monday back to work after a killer party or parties. Can also be used to describe any day that just really sucks ass.
co-worker: Hey are you okay? There's a pair of woman's underwear on your back, and you have the word "place balls here" tattooed under your mouth.
you: Oh, don't worry about that. I just have a case of the Mondays.
co-worker: Thank googness. I was getting worried.
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the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable
I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done
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The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
Fuck! It's monday..
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