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The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki
What is the plural for moose?
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
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Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
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To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
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Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
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